on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I can't turn off my feet"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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