please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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