Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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