He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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