I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
ttyl tear gas
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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