i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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