I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem