i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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