Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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