Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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