And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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