Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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