let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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