If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
tell me about the fingering
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