Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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