hell yes lets make some ravioli
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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