It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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