So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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