1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm just crazy horny about you
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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