Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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