that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
