this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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