She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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