Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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