I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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