So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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