You're completely useless in the revolution.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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