Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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