You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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