Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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