I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
where am i from again
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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