I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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