dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.