He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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