dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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