operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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