I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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