the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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