This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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