I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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