Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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