we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize