I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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