My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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