I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm passing your future prison.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
