he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
being pregnant is like rehab
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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