My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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