so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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