What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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