I'm laying in your front yard are you home
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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