In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I fill condoms, not promises.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
