But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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