I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You did what with his pubic hair?
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