turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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