I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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