I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
it hurts more in the daytime
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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