you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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